"El mundo está lleno de tías buenas, pero no todas te traen lasaña al trabajo, la mayoría solo te ponen los cuernos."
-Bob el Silencioso (Clerks)
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
-Silent Bob (Clerks)
"Si el rango dictase mi comportamiento como empleado que soy no podría escupirle a la cara a un cliente. Pero lo he hecho, osea que yo dicto mi propio comportamiento."
-Randal Graves (Clerks)
"If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water at that guy. But I did. So, my point is that people dictate their own behavior."
-Randal Graves (Clerks)
